- Hulk like elk jerky.
- Hulk like gold sun September.
- Hulk not smash bad blog.
- Hulk take nice picture
- Hulk phone. Hulk put in blog. Easy.
- Hulk do many times.
- Not easy. Phone weird.
- Mail weird. Tablet weird. Blog weird.
- Not smash. Write poem.
(More Hulk ku, which are haiku written in the voice of the Incredible Hulk. This works extremely well.)