The personal Google on my phone knows me all too well, offering up this little nugget of news: Jeff Goldblum will play The Grandmaster in the next outing in the MCU’s Thor series, Thor: Ragnarok.
This is, by any definition, useless information, being notice of a decision I had no control over in the production of a movie of unknown quality* that hasn’t even started filming yet. And yet I am ridiculously pleased to hear it. Feel free to make fun of me now.
*Well, it’s going to have Mark Ruffalo and Jeff Goldblum in it so at least two of the performances are going to be good.