Down the street from World Headquarters is an elementary school, and behind the elementary school is a playground with an asphalt lot painted with courts for various games and also large simple maps of Indiana and the United States as a whole. I was walking the Martian across this lot and saw that somebody (probably several somebodies) had decorated the entire surface lavishly with sidewalk chalk. Amid the names, silly animals, and cartoon daisies, I found this cryptic warning seemingly directed at the people of Alaska.
Or is it simply a wise expression of a sound philosophical position? Either way, live for today, Alaskans (and everyone else), and make sure your affairs are in order if you can.